DCC: Standard issue for ALL staff and hangers-on

To be worn with corporate wash-and-wear crimplene pants. All heavy neck jewellery is banned, removing distraction from weak chins.

Thanks to Source.

Posted by Elizabeth Kerr


Filed under Business, DCC, DCHL, DVL, DVML, Economics, Inspiration, ORFU, Other, People, Pics, Politics, Project management, Property, Sport, Stadiums, Urban design

4 responses to “DCC: Standard issue for ALL staff and hangers-on

  1. In order for that to become standard there would have to be six committees (god knows how many meetings), ten managers put in place to make it happen, another five for compliance costing us $1100 per employee at the discounted rate.

  2. Anonymous

    Absolutely brilliant. It just needs a block of text underneath:

    “Ie., DCC, DCHL, DVM, DVML, DVM, CST, ORC, …”

    Let’s expand on that list and see if a local printer will produce them.

  3. Hype O'Thermia

    And it would be manufactured offshore, at the same time as another committee forms to encourage local business and simultaneously another local business, a small company employing local workers to sew and print garments, advertises its closing down sale.

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